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Speaks his mind...Wednesday 20 Aug 2003
author: aik sharon

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Lets face it, the current attack on Israels civilians could not have come at a more opportune time for me.

I desperately tried to provoke " a legitimate" attack from Arab neighbors, but to No avail.

Then, I took matters into my own hands and staged a "suicide" bombing to frighten my constituents into submission.

The peace process was taking off despite my best attempts to squander it.

In definace of UN sanctions AND the American president (my sponsor) I continued confiscating Palestinian property and land mass.

But none of the above was provoking enough to promote a legitimate response.

So I proceeded to attack a Palestinian headquarter in Lebanon and issued a veiled threat to Syrian President- assad, by having my jets fly over his summer house.



None of the above worked, so I took it upon myself to activate the Mossad front to strike Jerusalem, handing me the timely excuse to to continue my final solution:



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