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Stupid Left, Satanic LeftSunday 12 Jan 2003
author: The Truth
It is impossible to understand politics in the
world today without grasping the fundamental fact
that there exist two different Lefts. I propose
that the two be referred to by everyone as the
Stupid Left and the Satanic Left.
The two are very different, although they work
together. People who are part of the first are
simply stupid people. People who are part of the
second may in fact be quite shrewd, but are evil
and nefarious. There is no third type of
leftist.
Over time, the Stupid Left has been losing its
numbers, as many Stupid Leftists either become
smarter or morph into Satanic Leftists, and so
desist from being mere Stupid Leftists. So a
process of selection is occurring whereby the
strength of the Satanic Left within the overall
Left grows.
The anti-American demonstrations we have been
witnessing in Europe and the United States are
attended by both kinds of Leftists, although they
were organized by Satanic Leftists.
Both the Stupid Left and the Satanic Left
demonstrate together against the United States,
in favor of Saddam Hussein, in favor of
destroying Israel and in favor of Palestinian
terrorism.
But they do so for different reasons.
The Stupid Left really thinks that if the U.S.
leaves Iraq alone, Saddam will refrain from
developing weapons of mass destruction. The
Satanic Left supports Iraq precisely because it
knows that Saddam will develop them — and
will use them.
The Stupid Left is anti-American because it
thinks people in America are oppressed, poor,
mistreated and that America is an evil country.
The Satanic Left is anti-American precisely
because it knows the opposite is the case.
The Stupid Left hates America because it thinks
America promotes evil, oppressive
regimes around the world. The Satanic Left hates
America because America gets in the way of the
evil, oppressive regimes that the Satanic Left
promotes.
The Stupid Left denounces capitalism and
globalization and supports communism because it
really believes that people are poor and
oppressed under capitalism but free and happy
under socialism. The Satanic Left denounces
capitalism and supports communism precisely
because it knows that the opposite is the case.
The Stupid Left does not know that communism
produces gulags. The Satanic Left supports
communism precisely because it produces gulags
and also because the Satanic Leftists presume
they will be placed in charge of the gulags.
The Stupid Left wants a Palestinian state because
it thinks that such a state will pursue peace
alongside Israel. The Satanic Left wants a
Palestinian state precisely because it knows such
a state will launch a war of destruction against
Israel and endless atrocities against the Jews.
The Stupid Left thinks Israel mistreats Arabs. It
does not know that Arab regimes mistreat Arabs.
The Satanic Left knows Israel does not mistreat
Arabs and Arab regimes do. It wants Israel
destroyed not because it thinks Israel is unjust,
but rather because it hates Jews.
The Stupid Left opposes Israeli armed force being
used to suppress terror because it thinks that
terror can be resolved through dialogue and
negotiations. The Satanic Left opposes Israeli
armed force being used to suppress terror because
it supports terror against Jews.
The Stupid Left is convinced that most Arabs seek
peace, are moderate and decent people, and have a
legitimate grievance against the West. The
Satanic Left supports Arab aggression and terror
precisely because it knows this is not true.
The Stupid Left thinks that Palestinian leaders
and Arab nationalists are progressive and
liberal. The Satanic Left supports the same
people precisely because it knows they are
fascists.
The Stupid Left is under the impression that Arab
states have elections and freedom and
enlightenment. The Satanic Left supports Arab
regimes because they want to destroy Israel and
murder Jews.
The Stupid Left thinks the West should not place
its Arab residents under surveillance because
they are decent people and loyal to their adopted
countries. The Satanic Left opposes such
surveillance because it wants more Bin Ladens.
The Stupid Left thinks that Israeli settlements
are an obstacle to peace. The Satanic Left wants
the settlers evicted or killed because they are
an obstacle to the Palestinians destroying
Israel.
The Stupid Left thinks the Middle East conflict
is about Arab human rights. The Satanic Left
knows the Middle East conflict is about
suppressing Jewish human rights. They support
this suppression.
The Stupid Left thinks the Middle East conflict
is about land and borders. The Satanic Left knows
it is about Israel`s existence.
The Stupid Left thinks Israel is a
discriminatory, apartheid country. The Satanic
Left wants Israel destroyed so that the Arabs can
impose an apartheid regime directed against the
Jews and any other non-Moslems.
The Stupid Left believes it is trying to reform
and change America. The Satanic Left wants to
destroy America.
The Stupid Left thinks socialism works. The
Satanic Left wants socialism because it knows it
does not.
The Stupid Left thinks it is opposing racism. The
Satanic Left`s fundamental urge is to impose its
own mode of racism and
anti-Semitism on the world.
The Stupid Left thinks Zionism is a form of
racism. The Satanic Left supports anti-Zionism
precisely because it is a form of anti-Semitism.
The Stupid Left chooses its political positions
on the basis of the desire by leftists to make
their mommies and daddies mad. So does the
Satanic Left, but they really hate their
parents.
The Stupid Left says it favors equality. The
Satanic Left favors transferring power to itself
so that it can oppress others.
The Stupid Left supports Marxist groups all over
the world because it thinks these are non-violent
and favor pluralism. The Satanic Left supports
them because they know these are violent and
totalitarian.
The Stupid Left thinks animals should be treated
like humans. The Satanic Left thinks humans
should be treated like animals.
The Stupid Left wants socialism because it thinks
that people will not have to work under socialism
and because it thinks that leftists will have a
lot of friends under socialism. The Satanic Left
wants socialism because Satanic Leftists will not
have to work under socialism while they turn
everyone else into slaves, and because they`ll
get to shoot their friends.