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The New American National Anthem.

59 Million People Like Me
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Good old American red blooded hate
Gotta kill me an Arab before it's too late.

Get back home to fly the Confederate flag,
So no one around will think I'm a fag.

Early Sunday morning off to church,
I feel God's power in my starched white shirt.
Toss a few bucks in the basket goes 'round,
So I'm ready for anything that might come down.

Whether civil rights workers or minority clowns,
Or tree hugging liberals with their California sounds,
I'll take care of 'em all with some well-placed
rounds.

Killin' the evil doers is part of God's plan,
Just like my membership in the Ku Klux Klan.
And polluting the country is a God-given right,
but keep that waste dump outta my sight.

I believe a marriage is between a woman and a man,
Just like I believe in old Uncle Sam.
Women think too much, you know that is true,
They should be at home working and serving up brew.
I whip my kids with a belt when they talk back,
And make 'em read the bible for what they lack.

59 million people like me,
Fighting to keep God's America free.

In the White House, the church, the courts and the
schools,
At beaches, in boardrooms and community pools,
59 million people like me make the rules.

Good old American red-blooded hate,
People like me control America's fate.
Better join us now before it's too late.
59 million people like me, Now ain't that great?